Ergun Caner, head of Liberty Theological Seminary, shocked even the fundamentalist wing of the Southern Baptist Convention last Sunday when he declared jihad against the Doctrines of Grace.While preaching at Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, VA, Caner reportedly said, "We have been soft for too long on these Calvinist infidels. They are, after all, worse than Muslims. We must take the fight straight to their core - straight to the Doctrines of Grace themselves. (You really need to check out "worse than Muslims" on Old Truth. This was back in 2006 Caner is still there today.)
Let us purify our convention of these usurpers."Caner continued his "sermon" by outlining the process by which the SBC will be expunged of the Doctrines of Grace.
"We will follow a simple five-step process:
First, those heroes who oppose the heretical doctrines will gain, by whatever measure is necessary, positions of power and authority in the convention.
Second, we will warn all SBC churches not to hire Calvinists.
Third, we will tell all Calvinists that they have a moral imperative to tell churches if they are, in fact, Calvinists.
Fourth, we will hold many conferences designed to annihilate the Doctrines of Grace.
Fifth, we will frequently toilet-paper Al Mohler's house."At the conclusion of the sermon, Caner was reportedly shot out of a canon, bounced off a trampoline, and landed on the back of a waiting camel. After wrapping a turban on his head, he departed stage left singing
We Shall Overcome.
Several hundred spectators immediately came forward to accept Jesus into their hearts.
